What Was In That
Truth Serum?


SCENE 8

bystander scratches his head.

Ishmael: "They brought out the RED SHOES!"

bystander: "Sorry, old pal... got a little busy in the bathroom..."

Ishmael: "And I had to hold deserter's head!"

bystander: "...lost track of time..."

Ishmael: "And then Monkey-General brought out a photo that YOU took!... Listen carefully."

bystander is shocked at what Ishmael is saying.

Ishmael: "No one but fate has seen the photo..."

bystander's ear grows larger.

Ishmael: "...and Monkey-General, but it is named the Death of Illusion or Illusionism. Which is it?"

bystander: "You sure you know how to write?"

Ishmael: "That's your job... I just live it. AND I'VE BEEN LIVING IT HERE ALL BY MYSELF!"

bystander: "Hmmmm... just thinking of the book contract."

Ishmael: "Yes YES... but we must focus on winning this case..."

Monkey-General sits back and smokes a cigar.

Monkey-General . o O (illusions, delusions, allusions, long division)

Monkey-General . o O (multiplication, replication, vacation)

Monkey-General . o O (Mexico, beer, blood)

Monkey-General . o O (blood, red, shoes, news, bystander, sitter, quitter)

Monkey-General . o O (knitter)

Monkey-General takes out a ball of yarn and begins knitting a pair of soles.

Monkey-General . o O (sole, solo, Hans Solo, Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates)

Monkey-General . o O (Holland, the Hague, war crimes, war chimes)

Monkey-General . o O (Ishmael, traitor, trader...)

fate calls Monkey-General to the bench for a private conference. Monkey-General sticks the ball of yarn in her pocket for another story and walks up to the bench. The white mouse scurries up Monkey-General's legs.

fate [to Monkey-General]: "The last trial I presided over turned on the issue of war rhymes... really execrable stuff... I suppose there's no precedent there for this trial?"

Monkey-General quickly grabs the mouse and eats it.

fate [to Monkey-General]: "This business of illusion and exclusion is very suspicious."

bystander smiles.

bystander . o O (perfect)

Monkey-General: "Not in Germany, where I was trained, your honor."

fate [to Monkey-General]: "Not in Germany, what?"

Monkey-General: "Illusion and exclusion..."

bystander . o O (nothing like a truthSerumSoakedWhiteRat to ease the conversation... a truthSerumSoakedWhiteRat with another electronicBug piggybacked on it.)

Ishmael smiles at bystander.

Monkey-General . o O (in my gut?)

fate: "Well, I found that prisoner guilty of war rhymes, and I could do the same here."

Ishmael . o O (that boy is earning his cut now)

Ishmael looks at fate.

bystander . o O (yes indeed)

Ishmael: "YOUR HONOR! I object!"

fate: "And there is a small matter of vile guns, I mean puns, as well."

Ishmael: "There has been no evidence to link this photograph to me or to war chimes."

Monkey-General . o O (please don't bring objects into this discussion... not with illusions)

bystander: "What horror so abject...?"

Small wriggles make it clear that the truthSerumSoakedWhiteRat is still alive inside Monkey-General's stomach.

Ishmael: "NOW! Let's ask Monkey-General a few questions!"

fate [to Ishmael]: "Yes, it's time for your defense against the charges."

Ishmael: "I call Monkey-General to the witness stand."

fate: "Call flunky, we need to swear in the Prosecutor."

flunky: "Here I am... Repeat after me: I, Monkey-General..."

Ishmael stands and looks at the monkey.

Monkey-General: "I, baboon face..."

flunky: "...do solemnly swear by virtue of the truthSerumSoakedWhiteRat in my gut..."

Monkey-General: "...do solemnly wear the virtues of the truthSerumSoakedWhiteRat..."

Monkey-General burps.

flunky: "...to tell something approximating truth to this approximation of a court..."

Monkey-General: "...to approximately court truth."

Ishmael slams his fists down on the table.

fate: "Right, Ishmael, your question please."

Ishmael pulls himself up and walks slowly in front of the monkey.

fate [to Ishmael]: "One question at a time, or less."

Ishmael: "How did your mother die?"



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