What Was In That
Truth Serum?


SCENE 11

fate: "Someone please give this horse some of that truthSerumSoakedSugar I saw earlier."

howweird: "Ask me any question you wish and I shall speak the truth. Nothing but the truth. If it is not the truth I won't say it."

fate [to bystander]: "That was a good point, the horse in the photo does indeed allude to our witness here."

bystander . o O (I am not in the service of THIS court of jesters)

fate [to howweird]: "You're still under oats, er, oath you know, from earlier."

howweird: "IF it is not the truth, I won't say it."

bystander . o O (but I DO want to know what that horse has to say)

Monkey-General chews on the cheap war-issue handcuffs. howweird gives an annoyed look to Monkey-General because of the distraction of the chomping-on-metal sound. Ishmael steps up, dragging Monkey-General with him.

Ishmael: "Tell us what you know about the Knights Mare."

Monkey-General stops chomping when he hears the K word. bystander removes a crystalline shimmering sugar cube from his pocket.

bystander [to howweird]: "Here, relax... it'll be alright."

fate: "Wait just one midnight."

fate holds up her hand. bystander feeds howweird the sugarCube.

howweird: "I need no truth sugar cube to tell the truth, but give it to me all the same, I am a little hungry."

fate [to Ishmael]: "Your question assumes the witness has heard of the Knights Mare already."

Ishmael: "I believe he has, your honor."

fate [to Ishmael]: "Rephrase the question to something more general, please."

bystander lowers his eyes while maintaining acute attention. Monkey-General motions behind Ishmael to the horse.

Ishmael: "Have you any knowledge concerning the Knights Mare?"

Monkey-General shakes her head, prompting the horse.

howweird: "I have full knowledge of the Mares."

Monkey-General holds her head between her hands, moaning.

fate [to Monkey-General]: "You may not answer for the witness, you are incredible."

howweird: "Ask me any questions, I shall reveal all their secrets to you."

Ishmael: "Ah... and tell the court who they are."

Ishmael smiles. Monkey-General covers her ears.

fate . o O (I could lose my job if this truth-telling goes too far)

bystander releases an infinitesimalSatelliteSetForOrbitAroundHowweird'sHead. The horse quivers and shakes.

fate: "Who are the Knights Mare, witness?"

howweird thinks he is suffering a heart attack from the sugar cube. bystander drops his jaw. Ishmael stares.

howweird: "What was in that truth serum?"

bystander: "No fat... I swear."

fate: "Don't die before you answer the question, that would be lese majeste."

howweird: "Fool. Idiot. I said I was willing to speak the truth without one of your serums."

howweird quivers madly. Sweat soaks the horse's coat. Ishmael screams to bystander get this on film!

bystander: "Look, horse, it's clean stuff... got it from a reliable source."

fate: "Get a doctor! A horse doctor! An undertaker! a taxidermist!"

Monkey-General jumps up and down. howweird crumbles down on his forelegs.

bystander [to Ishmael]: "I have this whole thing covered in every imaginable medium."



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